[this blog is going nowhere]

Sep 12

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

Sep 12

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

Sep 11

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

Sep 11
nevver:

What we’re reading
Sep 04

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
Sep 03
Sep 02
Sep 02

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Sep 02

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

Sep 01

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Aug 31
Aug 31
iS THAT A USC SWEATSHIRT OH MY FUCK

iS THAT A USC SWEATSHIRT OH MY FUCK

Aug 29
zombieboyshareshisthoughts:


Clark Gable & Marion Davies in Cain and Mabel, 1936

Ice bucket challenge!

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

Clark Gable & Marion Davies in Cain and Mabel, 1936

Ice bucket challenge!

Aug 29
b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

Aug 29